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| So, what do you want to talk about? |
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| You should really try it sometime. It tastes like, well, it tastes like nothing you've ever had before. |
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| What a jerk. He just thinks he's the greatest thing since... whatever. He just thinks he's great, that's all. |
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| If you want some, you better get over there now. They're selling really fast. Really really fast. You know what I mean? |
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| My life is a complete wreck. I'm serious. And you know, I guess it's all my own damn fault. |
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| Well, once again my mind is just a total blank. |
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| Man. I just have no idea what I'm going to do with all this time on my hands. |
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Feedback I truly appreciated your Parallel Universes thing; however, I don't think you fully gave chickens their due. Please consider adding the following captions for 'A World Without Chicken': 1) I've been so busy recently. I've been running around like a - like some kind of domesticated animal that continues to run around even after it's been decapitated so that - even though it cannot see where it is going - it keeps running anyway without direction; running into things and getting blood all over them. That's how busy I've been recently. 2) ...yeah, it was kind of scary. I mean the two cars were going straight at each other playing this crazy game of - well, this crazy game where they drive head on at each other until one pulls out at the last minute. 3) Well, if I were you, I wouldn't start spending that bonus money until I actually got my hands on it. Remember don't count your - um - don't rely on things to be until they actually - um - have been. 4) ...I was ready to deck this guy. I mean, nobody calls me a 'quivering, easily startled barnyard animal' and gets away with it. 5) Yeah, I think it was FDR who once promised 'Something relatively cheap and yet edible from the farm in every pot'. Just thought you might consider these. -MS Paracelsus replies:You know, if I weren't as busy as some sort of insect that really keeps very busy indeed, I might take you up on this idea. As it is, these brilliant suggestions will just fester in the feedback section. Stay tuned for: A World Without Sore Thumbs, A World Without Bicycles, and (the last in our series) A World Without Cliches. Or actually, you can probably fill in the blanks just as easily yourself. That way, I won't have to draw another cartoon. I'm going back to sleep.
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